November 2011
71 posts
I believe this couldn't be more UNTRUE. I would...
mols:
I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after...
That awkward moment when Santa has the same...
thatfunnyblog:
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parjars:
Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”.
Don’t just fuck the police.
Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you....
When someone steals my...
thatfunnyblog:
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Cool Inventions of 2011.
PostSecret
I am totally obsessed with PostSecret. I’ve been thinking about sending one in. It seems like a good idea. :)
Staying home alone I feel like a ten year old, suddenly monsters are everywhere watching me and every noise is IT moving closer.
